Rambo

Back in August we noted that the upcoming Yogi Bear movie appeared to be horror film about deviant sex, based on the perverted poster. When we finally saw the trailer in theaters, we suggested in jest that shooting the filmmakers was the only way to stop this abomination. It turns out someone had a similar idea. Except it was instead to show Booboo shooting Yogi to get a measly $5000 in blood money reward.

Click for a larger, printable version -- do it Conan's way!

Over at Techland, Douglas Wolk pinpoints 14 different kinds of comic books that we could do with less of, using the hideous sight of a crying Dr Doom as the symbol. Samples:

The recently revamped by Matt Fraction MANDARIN? The revitalized under Paul Cornell LEX LUTHOR? Or ... this guy?

As you may know, in recent years, the Padres are scheduled to be on the road during Comic-Con, to alleviate congestion down by the Convention Center and probably so studios can rent out Petco...

Things That Should Not Be? or The March of Progress? [via Jackie Chan ]

Jim Rugg writes to tell us he'll be debuting a new mini comic at SPACE tomorrow, and -- as befits one of our most POPULAR categories here on The Beat -- gave us an exclusive peek:

While we're all digesting and gossiping about today's news, here's some truly disturbing photos, via Interbent. A few are Photoshop jobs. Most, God help us, are not.

The Beat tweets: My billion dollar idea for the day: Peanuts special that airs every year on SB Sunday Eve called "The Day Charlie Brown Kicked the Football" Enjoy the game (or the commercials) if...

I guess no one at the Post knows about Rex the Wonder Dog. Enjoy your American football on Sunday.

A few items we missed during down time: AMC has greenlit a pilot for a WALKING DEAD TV series, based on the Robert Kirkman-Tony Moore/Charlie Adlard Image comics staple about a bunch of folks...

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8KbNag962A&hl=en_US&fs=1&&w=425&h=344] From the moment Marvel sent out its DC-tweaking press release late on Wednesday afternoon, Siege-for-Lanterns is Topic A at BarCon and in private chatter. Why? Why did Marvel turn the clock back to...