Oh, the Huge Manatee
Regular readers know we have always been manatee-friendly here at The Beat. These peaceful, lovable behemoths of the seas may lack cutes,...
Shocking Disney sex tape makes all your fantasies come true
Employees at Paris Disneyland have made dozens of furries' dreams come true by staging a sordid mouse-on-mouse sex orgy:
The footage, which is certain to...
Weird yet True
Wow, is this a crazy world or what? A terrorist plane crasher turns out to be a NEW YORK YANKEE! Tragic. All this talk...
Strange creatures of the deep
While the Maine Mystery Beast seems to have been debunked, we are here to tell you, Maine is a hotbed of Crytozoological lore. There's...
New projects, new problems
Say, does anyone out there know how to buy an obelisk?
We're officially on vacation now, but will be posting a few tidbits just...
Maine mystery creature answered to “Bowser”
It was a dog:
The body of the dead animal found in Turner, Maine, according to DNA tests conducted on behalf of and paid for...
Maine Mystery Beast update
As you may have heard, a terrifying mystery beast was recently found slain in a deserted copse off a lonely road up in rustic...
