This week’s lead review for Wednesday Comics is The Great British Bump-Off #1, a parody of the popular British baking show. Plus, the Wednesday Comics Team has its usual rundown of the new #1s, finales and other notable issues from non-Big 2 publishers, all of which you can find below … enjoy!

The Great British Bump-OffThe Great British Bump-Off #1

Writer: John Allison
Artist: Max Sarin
Colorist: Sammy Borras
Letterer: Jim Campbell
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics

I don’t know about you, but I like my murder mysteries like I like my baking competitions – twee af. So when Dark Horse announced The Great British Bump-Off from the team that brought us Giant Days, John Allison and Max Sarin, I was like, ‘carve me out a thick slice of that. Yes, please!’ Now that I have tucked into issue one, I can honestly say that this title will fit me like a tea cozy. 

Shauna Wickle enters the UK Bakery Tent in her freshly starched apron starry-eyed and ready to live her UKBT fantasy. But when one of her fellow competitors is found poisoned, face down in his own batter, she sees her dreams deflate like an overwhipped genoise. Not wanting the bitterness of foul play to besmirch the good name of her favorite baking competition show before she can win it, Shauna promises the producers that she can solve the mystery of the meddled-with mix before the hosts can say, “On your mark, get set, bake!” Can she make it through to the second episode without getting eliminated by either the judges or the cold-blooded killer? All she wants to do is survive – getting crowned Best Baker would be icing on the cake. 

Diehard Great British Bake Off fans, like myself, will not be disappointed. Allison and Sarin have clearly cried over cake. From the layout of the tent to the kooky cast of characters, The Great British Bump-Off manages to deeply curtsy to the source material while gracefully managing to avoid stepping on any copyright toes (I’m reasonably certain. I am a home baker, after all, not a lawyer. Unlike Series 3 winner of the Bake Off, John Whaite, who is both). There are the obvious wink-nudges, like the silver beefcake judge, swervingly named “Pete Holyrood,” but it is the subtler nods that genuinely delight me. It’s hard not to draw parallels from the fictional contestants to real-life Hollywood Handshake hopefuls. I mean, Will, the database programmer, is suspiciously reminiscent of Jordan from Series 5, while street musician Titus is more of an amalgamation of Dan, Stu, and every other “massive dafty” not savvy enough through the first cut.

Great British Bump-Off

I am so utterly charmed by The Great British Bump-Off, #1, that my expectations are like the most epic Show-Stopper desserts — hastily crafted and perilously high. But will it be like Frances’ biscuit tower, which crumpled to a heap, or Nadiya’s soda pop cheesecake triumph? As my hero, Mary Berry, has often said, “It is in the lap of the gods.” I am brimming with faith that if anyone can kill a Bake Off/Bump-off murder mystery, it is John Allison and Max Sarin. But, if you want to find me, I’ll be perched expectantly staring into my pull-box as if it’s my convection oven during a Technical Bake. 

Verdict: BUY

Lisa Gullickson

The Seasons Have Teeth #1

Writer: Dan Watters
Artist: Sebastián Cabrol
Colorist: Dan Jackson
Letterer: Nate Piekos of Blambot
Cover artist: Qisitina Khalidah
Publisher: BOOM Studios

Whenever horror and melancholy mix, the results can be uniquely haunting. It’s in the presence of deep sadness that pervades over the things we’ve come to expect to scare us. Dan Watters and Sebastián Cabrol’s The Seasons Have Teeth #1 seems to be aiming for this, and issue #1 offers a strong foundation for a haunting that has the capacity to latch on to the reader once it’s finished.

The story follows a photographer called Andrew, a man who’s made a career out of war photography, just as spring starts to round the corner. Its arrival is signaled by violent growths of green, of roots that explode out of the ground without much consideration as to what stands in their way. People evacuate, but Andrew stays. He hopes to capture one of those perfect photographs that lock an experience in a perfectly framed shot. Throughout, we learn Andrew is also overtaken by the loss of his love, something that holds him down to his home despite the evacuation order.

Watters’ script is wonderfully emotional, unflinching even when it comes to opening the wounds Andrew clearly hasn’t been able to heal entirely. His views and his attitudes towards the coming of this strange spring reflect his fractured self and speak to a metaphor of living in sadness without much urgency to overcome it. There’s more at play than just memories of loss and sadness, though. The entire act of taking pictures speaks to memory and how we deal with the things we see versus those that the lens can’t possibly catch.Cabrol’s art embraces the melancholic tone of the story with a force that makes its presence known in every panel. There’s a stillness to Andrew’s life that makes the reader close in on the character, painfully so in parts. Once the roots start taking over, a different kind of life forces itself in every conceivable way imaginable and the story switches to wider shots to capture the totality of spring. 

Dan Jackson’s colors deserve special mention here. The first few pages of the comic are mostly in blacks, whites, and muted greys and browns. Everything is soft, non-violent. The roots bring in color and transition the story from the inside to the outside, as if the changing season’s tenacity overrides personal tragedy. You’ll see colors whether you like it or not, and they won’t always conform to your emotional status. Jackson doesn’t overdo it either. Colors move in organically and add layers to an already complex character study in the form of a war photographer.

The Seasons Have Teeth #1 is an impressive debut that considers a different type of violence. It sees change as a relentless constant that can bring just as much comfort as it can distortion. It’s emotional and confrontational, and it requires an equally emotional and confrontational read.

Verdict: BUY

-Ricardo Serrano Denis

Wednesday Comics Reviews

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