Is it over? Can I start figuring out my March Madness brackets?
No? SIGH The things I do in my spare time…
11:04 HAHAHAHAHA! Original Song.
But two weren’t performed? Selma. And we learn their real names! Great speeches!
What’s left? Score. Two writing awards. Two acting awards. Director. Picture. And Lady Gaga.
11:13 Song of Music? Really… Wow. Lady Gaga. Never would I have imagined. WOW. She’s got pipes! Grammys, and now Oscars. She’s having a great year.
Oh wow…. pardon me… allergies acting up again…
11:20 Best Original Score: The Grand Budapest Hotel
11:29 Eddie Murphy (James Brown intro?) Original Screenplay: Birdman (spoiler!) Is this the greatest number of winners for screenplay? Usually, the more credited writers, the worse the screenplay.
11:33 Oprah Winfrey (The Spy Who Loved Me intro?) Best Adapted Screenplay: The Imitation Game. (It would have been nice had they shown the actual book covers…) Great speech! Seen the movie? Read the book!
11:41 Ben Affleck (I’ve got you under my skin intro?) Best Director: Birdman
11:45 Three to go…
11:47 Best Actor. Nice basic simple dress. Eddie Redmayne. The Theory of Everything.
11:53 (Eye of the Tiger?) Best Actress: Julianne Moore, Still Alice.
12:00 Magic Act. Nice tux.
12:03 Best Picture. Sean Penn. Birdman
12:08 And we’re done! Whoever did the titles…. give them a Key Award! 12:12 AM