Time to unmask The Gargoyle King…again.
Just how many people can try to shoot Hiram Lodge this episode?
“At 8:47 on a Wednesday morning, Archie Andrews died.” Now that’s a way to start an episode! Oh wait, Archie is alive. But he’s “reborn.” Hopefully new Archie makes better decisions than old Archie. Probably not, but a Riverdale watcher can dream. Archie returns home, looking pretty much exactly the same minus his obscenely orange […]
Previously on Riverdale… The midseason break is over! Welcome back to our Riverdale recaps! First things first, let’s remember where we left off. Betty is the Gryphon Queen, the Jones boys are blocked out of reentering Riverdale, and Archie has normal colored hair. Archie is living alone in a cabin in the woods of Canada. He’s really […]
Fizzle Rocks have invaded Riverdale and from the looks of it everyone is hooked. Moose and Kev are chugging them and making out in school. People from scene to scene are giggling. You know it’s weird when Reggie looks like the most sober character. Walking down the halls of school, a group of Vixens including […]
Archie and Jughead star in On The Road. Jughead is taking up photography on their walkabout. We don’t see what he photographing, if it’s going to play a part in the Gargoyle King plot, or if Jughead is just trying to maintain his artistic spirit. Archie’s hair continues to be insane. He looks like he should […]
The episode starts with a shirtless KJ Apa…and his new demonic tramp stamp. Jughead rushes back to the bunker to tell Betty about seeing not only the Gargoyle King in the woods, but the whole Gargoyle Gang. Archie tells them that Joaquin told Kevin “he was joining a new gang.” Jughead theorizes that the Warden […]
Between the break week and the 80s week, it’s been two weeks since we’ve caught up with our favorite Riverdale teens. So just in case you forgot: Archie is in jail for murder. Jughead is the leader of the local street gang. All of Riverdale high is really into a hyperlocal D&D. Speaking of which, […]
We’re back! Wow, two weeks off from Riverdale seems like an eternity. Was I the only one who tuned in last week only to be surprised not to get dose of America’s craziest teens? I’m starting to worry that this show is affecting my brain, and not in good ways. During the past two weeks, […]
Tonight’s episode starts with the Warden paying Archie a visit in the hole. He asks Archie if he had time to think his offer over. Archie tells him the answer is still no. The Warden leaves him in solitary. Hey Archie, never forget you’re the only reason you’re in here. Skeet and Mrs. Cooper are […]