You come at the Gargoyle King, you best not miss.
Best friends, social trends and occasional murder.
And the Red Paladin takes to the ring!
Cozy 3 bedroom, 2 baths. Amenities include black hoods.
Archie Andrews finally makes a smart move! Just kidding.
Time to unmask The Gargoyle King…again.
Just how many people can try to shoot Hiram Lodge this episode?
“At 8:47 on a Wednesday morning, Archie Andrews died.” Now that’s a way to start an episode! Oh wait, Archie is alive. But he’s “reborn.” Hopefully new Archie makes better decisions than old Archie. Probably not, but a Riverdale watcher can dream. Archie returns home, looking pretty much exactly the same minus his obscenely orange […]
Previously on Riverdale… The midseason break is over! Welcome back to our Riverdale recaps! First things first, let’s remember where we left off. Betty is the Gryphon Queen, the Jones boys are blocked out of reentering Riverdale, and Archie has normal colored hair. Archie is living alone in a cabin in the woods of Canada. He’s really […]
Fizzle Rocks have invaded Riverdale and from the looks of it everyone is hooked. Moose and Kev are chugging them and making out in school. People from scene to scene are giggling. You know it’s weird when Reggie looks like the most sober character. Walking down the halls of school, a group of Vixens including […]