Yesterday, we made some reference to our periodic Heidi sense tingling…a spider-like precognitive power that warns of danger, portentious omens, or the presence of very large cans of Silly String nearby. We’re happy to report that, courtesy of Joe Infurnari, we’ve managed to catch it in action on the page.


  1. I was thinking more that those might be stink lines. I no longer have the ability to make a visual judgment on the state of people’s hair, man or woman.

  2. My hair in this photo exhibits the shine, texture and dimensionality that people spend lots of money for. Or so my hairdresser tells me.

  3. Beware the Pink Power Spiked Emmanata! (and when her power is on standby, they become pink Kirby dots. It’s especially striking at night, when she sleeps. Like having your own personal nightlight…)

    Behold…. The Beatrix! (Mr. Starkings, can you trick up a nice logo?)

    OOOH!!!! Caption contest! Think up a nice thought balloon for this photo!

  4. Pseudo-Sperm attacking the Beat?

    Could this be a clue about the real reason she is marrying Future Mr. Beat?

    (cue topical Sarah Palin reference)