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As many of you have noticed, the recent server shuffle has resulted in a loss of visual images. The Beatrix herself is spearheading our crack team of technological troubleshooters, and we hope to restore normalcy soon.
Normally, in situations such as this, we would run "classic" columns from before the advent of the World Wide Web. Unfortunately, our tape archive was mistakenly recorded over with the 67th Academy Awards.
So instead, we have reverted to ASCII mode.
Spotted From The Watchtower
As The Beatrix, on vacation up country, deals with the new server and its delusion that it's an electronic bulletin board from 1982, I...
Walking Dead Recap: Don’t have a fish fry during a Zombiepocalypse
Walking Dead Recap: Don’t have a fish fry during a Zombiepocalpse
Season 1/Episode 4: Vatos
Last week’s Walking Dead saw what’s left of the survivors' families ripped apart...
Walking Dead Recap: A Crossbow to the Brain
Note: I was like a zombie with a half-attached jaw after starting my Monday with a largely unsuccessful dentist’s appointment. That's my excuse for getting this to you late and short. My apologies. Next week will be different.
This week’s episode started off with panoramic views of Merle Dixon still handcuffed and trapped on the Atlanta department store roof.
America's Greatest Otaku
Tokyopop have revealed the teaser trailer for their new show debuting on Hulu in December. You can watch the trailer here on YouTube. The...
Marvel TV ramps up with hires, promotions, plans
With the rampaging (heh) success of The Walking Dead TV show, expect comics as episodic fodder to get a fresh look in Hollywood --...
The Walking Dead shambles to another season, setting ratings records
This is either a zombie renaissance, or a comic book renaissance for TV, as The Walking Dead has officially been greenlit for a second season or a whole 13 episodes after record ratings. As the President of AMC put it:
"No other cable series has ever attracted as many Adults 18-49 as ‘The Walking Dead.That's called making an impact. The second episode, which aired last night, w as down only a tick from the premiere's record breaking ratings. Congrats once again to Robert Kirkman and company. PR below.
Walking Dead Recap: It takes guts
Last week ‘s Walking Dead left off with everyman hero, Rick Grimes, down one seriously gored horse and trapped inside a tank with throngs of the undead crawling all over it. Will he make it out alive!? Yeah, sure, of course. But not without trial, error, carnage and a morally compromised ol’ lady. This week’s episode, Guts, started off driving home Rick’s cruel fate even further by opening up with his former cop buddy, Shane, licking the now wedding ring eschewing Mrs. Grimes all over.
Walking Dead was a hit!
The Walking Dead premiere last night was the highest rated cable series premiere of 2010, and its highest rating EVER on AMC for an...
Walking Dead Recap: Good morning, America, how are you?
Season 1/Episode 1: The Walking Dead/Days Gone By
What’s your day after Halloween take on the TV Zombiepocalypse? I’m pretty satisfied with the balance of...
Review: The Walking Dead delivers stylish gore
So, does The Walking Dead (premiering this Sunday, Halloween, on AMC at 10:00/9 PM C) live up to the hype?
One Word Answer: Ewwwwwwwwww!
Party Poop: The Walking Dead premiere party, worldwide zombie invasion
The premiere for The Walking Dead TV show was thrown last night and the after party was held at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery and it sounds frigging awesome:












