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There's a new socialite on the scene, and she's penning Diana Prince's Diary. Between whirlwind social events and world saving, it's all a girl...

We're outta here.

You've always wanted to see Darkseid painted in the style of Francis Bacon, haven't you? Of course you have. It's part of the latest "The Line It Is Drawn" mashup contest at Comics Should Be Good, and there is much more of that ilk, like Black Canary Scream and so on.

Yahoo Answers....the raw id of our unknowledge....the cry for help in a darkling plain of the unknown. Some lass named Jann wandered in there and asked:

What really happened in Jakarta???

Mocking the comfy tropes of The Family Circus is a joke that never gets old. Or as Stephen Colbert put it last night, "We're getting all relaxed and average."

Although we get all the PR, we haven't been covering Vivid's Axel Braun directed series of porn parodies of geek-beloved franchises because, well, it's not really in our target demo. However a recent release backs up what we've been told by porn industry insiders for quite a while: these nerd-themed parodies are the only hot category in the original porn business as homemade sex tapes and VOD have changed the entire distribution model. As Braun told Die Screaming:

I know we link to these every time, but you don't want to miss them. In her review ofTHE VOW for Vanity Fair Lisa Hanawalt nails the sidekicks this time. We'd also note that her venues are getting bigger and bigger. Hanawalt ftw.

Not only is it the Simpsons' 500th episode this weekend Not only did creator Matt Groening get his star on the Walk of Fame today But RALPH WIGGUM is getting his own comic book later this month.

Recently, Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich declared his support for the idea of a moon colony. Even more recently, he was roundly mocked for this even thoughmanned space flight is one of the glories of American history. Wired asked space enthusiast Warren Elliswhat he thought of the plan:

The internet FTW once again.

Chocolate Apple 1991-2011, a manga released at the just passed amateur manga show Comiket -- which drew some 500,000 people -- presents the author's heartfelt appreciation of the late Steve Jobs and his creations, while portraying Jobs as a cute Japanese girl.