When celebrities dress like superheroes

If this keeps up, Los Angeles is gonna start looking like Kandor.

It seems that Danny Bonaduce is a clone. Look, no belly button. My brain will now shut down, from having to see that, by the way.

Ok, I know it’s there. It’s just hard to see. Work with me here, people.

Oh, I can’t wait for Go Fug Yourself (gofugyourself.blogspot.com) to fall on these. It’s almost as if D.B. and Sienna are daring (or begging).

Danny Bonaduce has been added to the Beat’s ever-expanding beefcake file. Isn’t that one of the signs of the impending apocalypse?

I believe Go Fug Yourself already had the Sienna picture, although this one is from a far better angle.

In Danny’s case, wouldn’t “undressing like a superhero” be more appropriate?

Sienna just looks like she forgot her skirt.

who the hell shows up for a public event sans shirt?!?!??!!!! ewww. btw…

I’d like to see Danny Bondaduce and Carrot Top in a cage match.

Jesus, he has prominent pubic veins…

“I’d like to see Danny Bondaduce and Carrot Top in a cage match.”

For those who’ve not experienced the horror of Buff Carrot Top:

http://pics.livejournal.com/divalea/pic/0006941a.jpg

Take special note of the soulless eyes.

I saw it at 24 Hour Comics Day at Austin Books, and I wanted to Clorox my eyeballs. I refuse to be alon in this.

Or even “alone.”

Sienna’s dressed as a SuperSTAR, as in the Edie Sedgwick kind.

Uh.. is the Bonaduce pic real? It looks like his head has been photoshopped onto somebody elses body.

No, it’s horribly, horribly real. There’s some bumper ad on VH1 where he takes off his shirt at a party and it’s abs ahoy, then there’s something about 300 situps a day. I do 30 situps a day and I wanna die.

Here’s the Fug Girls’ commentary:

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2007/01/fugtory_girl.html

Like I said, not nearly as a good a pic, though.