200705071326When he isn’t engaging in pointless epic debates, Craig Yoe is ruining America’s youth by running such things as the America’s Top Toon-A-MILF contest at his blog:

Big news in Arf Land! Debuting on Mother’s Day, May 13th, will be the sure to be popular Arf Lover’s Blog reality show: AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF–BATTLE OF THE CARTOON MOMS! You Arf Lovers will have the exciting opportunity to vote on your favorite determining AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF!!! Can you stand the anticipation?!? Spread the word and toon in Mother’s Day to see who AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF contestants are and to start the voting!


Betty Rubble? Helga? Blondie? Marge Simpson? The mind boggles.

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  1. Does he have a sensible word or two to replace the commonly known words in M.I.L.F., which stands for Mothers I’d Like to (have sex with)?

  2. How about “Fornicate with”? Although the acronym should then be M.W.W.I.L.F. (Mothers With Whom I’d Like to Fornicate). (I’d like to note that this is a very strange topic for comments on the Beat, and I’m sorry that I have encouraged it.) Isn’t Betty Rubble an adoptive mother? Does that count?

  3. Hmmm. Animated cartoons, or comics as well?

    Curiously, I had this conversation with my coworkers, regarding superheroes. Batman seemed to be the favorite.

    Over on Literotica, under the CELEBRITY category, the faves are Superman, Spider-Man, Wolverine/Jean Grey, and the Batman cast. Oh, and the Scooby Doo crew.

    I suggest we all vote for Broom Hilda.

  4. alan–are you calling me “sensible”?!? you, my friend, are going to be hearing from my lawyers about THIS one. why, i never, what gives you the right…….