In Gallatin, TN It’s Thong-Girl to the rescue:

Imagine Gallatin being taken over by dastardly villains determined to wipe out country music and a scantily clad crime-fighting superhero named Thong Girl coming to save the day.

Scenes from “Thong Girl 3: Revenge of the Dark Widowâ€? depicting the risqué superhero — who flies and shoots laser beams from her buttocks — have been filmed in Mayor Don Wright’s office and more scenes are being planned elsewhere in the city.

When asked about the movie, the mayor admits he gave filmmakers permission to use his office, but he hadn’t seen a script and didn’t know the movie involved Thong Girl.

“They told me it was a film about a superhero woman and there was no nudity or any kind of offensive stuff in the film,â€? Wright said.

Right, Laser beams from the buttocks are as All-American as apple pie.