Or…thank you Time Warner Cable.

Well, that was annoying. Ironically, we didn’t even know the Beat was down because our home home internet has been out since yesterday afternoon! You sure miss a lot when you are off the Internet for a day. It’s like living in 1997.

Behind the outtage does lie a comedy tale, which, although it has nothing to do with comics, we would love to recount here for educational purposes, but it would take far too long.

Anyway, we will probably not be able to update The Beat at length until tomorrow afternoon because our cable modem is fried and the repairman can’t come until tomorrow morning. Sigh. So, hang in there, baby.