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There are many Hulks on Twitter — feministhulk, DRUNKHULK, and HIPSTERHULK — but it is only PREPRESS HULK, who rampages into uncontrolled rages when faced with a improper PANTONE number or lo-rez file, that is a hero in the production world.
HULK NEED NAME FOR CLUELESS CUSTOMER WHO HAS PHOTOSHOP, PUBLISHER, OR WORD, FANCIES SELF A “DESIGNER”.

HULK GOES FOR BROKE, ASKS “DESIGNER” FOR BLEEDS, FIX LOW-RES RGB GRAPHICS!!

CUSTOMER DEMAND COLOR ACCURACY!! ANYONE KNOW PANTONE FOR “TAUPE”??

HULK SMASH ALL MICROSOFT PUBLISHER INSTALLS IN WORLD!!

CUSTOMER “IMPUTS” INFO IN WEB FORM, FORGETS TO SEND, BLAMES HULK FOR WEB SITE DESIGN!!

HULK USE ILLUSTRATOR, BUT MISS FREEHAND SOMETIMES!! HOW HULK JOIN SUIT AGAINST ADOBE FOR SMASHING FREEHAND??

Okay, maybe you really have to be a wonk ….but we loves it!

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  1. Freehand was such a great app. Liked its drawing handles and paste insides. Prepress Hulk is my hero. I relate to all of his rages.
    Hilarious!

  2. Funnily enough, when he said he missed “Freehand”, I thought he literally missed “freehand”.

  3. I go HULK on students all the time for not following simple pre-press requests, nice to know I’m not alone.
    And it’s nice to hear I’m not the only one who misses Freehand as a vector app. I still keep a version on my home systems, but at work it’s a distant memory.

  4. I still have a Mac with Freehand 5.5 going strong. I have another Mac waiting if and when my working one dies… I won’t give up my Freehand 5.5!!!!!