Led Zeppelin: check
Avatar references: check
300 references: check
Vast CGI alien crowd scenes: check
Insane shots of Helium flyer fleet: Check.

Sad that the dismal failure of MARS NEEDS MOMS means that the word Mars cannot be uttered anywhere near the trailer.

I need my gheks and kaldanes!


  1. How about “Barsoom Needs Moms” or “Mars Needs MILFS”.

    I’m getting more stoked about this film as time goes by. John Carter, Dejah Thoris and Tars Tarkas should ALL be household names. This Andrew Stanton, coming in from Pixar, seems to have the goods to make this movie the biggie it needs to be.

    Ala bleeding cool: