We’re on a hiatus today while we deal with pressing matters, but we thought you would like this subtext-laden Wolverine blow up toy, and the ChristWire article that blows it up:

It looks like our homo supporting friends over at Marvel have created a new toy to encourage young boys to perform mouth to mouth in a non holy way to a blow up toys twiddle rompus!

We don’t know what twiddle rompus is, nor if we have ever participated in it, but we’d like to change that–FAST.

We might as well line our children up and burn them ourselves! If we make these types of devil pleasing acts ok they will all be burning in the fire lakes anyways!

We’ll be on the lookout for devil-pleasing acts all day!


  1. yes, please do burn your children now. It’s clearly what god wants. I’d love to see you explain that one in court…and to your kid… and to your god.

    “We might as well line our children up and burn them ourselves!” should be enough to have social services knocking on your door. With parents like this, who needs terrorists?

  2. It’s a parody site. They are making fun of Christian Fundamentalists. The Watchmen “giant blue dong” article is also hilarious. I’m borowing that pie chart for a blog post.

  3. What kind of Wolverine sex doll is that? He looks pretty annoyed about the whole situation. Or is that what a sexually gratified Wolverine looks like?

  4. Wow. That site… it.. it just has to be a joke…

    “What next – a full body massage by Rogue with a unhappy ending?”
    No… with Mystique… when you find she’s grown an extra appendage…

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