We debated on whether to link to this gem, found while Technorati surfing for the Baltimore con, or not, since the writer is obviously an attention seeking jerk, but we wanted to remind everyone that what you read on the internet stays on the internet. Perhaps the fact that this bottom-feeding commentary was directed at George Perez, one of the most gracious, giving and kind-hearted professionals in our field — someone who has battled health problems to come to shows and spend time with his fans — well, maybe that just got our dander up.
So enter, if you dare, The World Of Chad:
George Perez was next on my list. I almost got right up next to him, but before I did some douchebag from an online tv show interviewed him taking up all his time. After a few minutes, Ryan and I sabatoged his interview, by singing the themes to Filmations Ghost Busters, Solar Man and Defenders of the Earth. Annoying the shows host, his wife says to me “Can you boys stop it?”. As she was putting her stuff away, her boyfriend thanked Mr. Perez for helping them, I farted right in her face. And I’m glad I did, because now Perez is saying to everyone “I can’t sign anymore today. I’m just drawing” That bastard and his ugly bitch wife screwed up and wasted my time. Fuck them both. “C’mon, I waited in line for you, man. You owe to me and everyone in line.” “Sorry! No more! I’m only sketching” Fucking asshole. If it wasn’t for the fans, he’d be fucking broke.
Lest you think this is some kind of Beavis-like parody, the rest of the website — set against a Columbine-esque background of rising flames — professes how much he hates people and goes on and on about the Bears and wrestling and what not. We’ve read the site so you don’t have to, but if you ever wondered what was going through the mind of the most idiotic, obnoxious, fans on the floor, Chad’s world will give you a view.
There is indeed a fucking asshole here, and it isn’t George Perez. So if you see Chad wandering around at a con, we suggest you give him the reception he so richly deserves, what with him being king of the universe and all.