Times visits the Crumbs

Mr. and Mrs. Natural: “We live in Crumbland,” Ms. Crumb said. They moved to France 16 years ago, sickened, they said, by the infiltration of their once sleepy California town, Winters, by newcomers who bulldozed hilltops for McMansions. The Crumbs also wanted to shield their daughter, Sophie, from a growing conservative and fundamentalist Christian influence […]

Bye-bye Bam Bam

Wrestler Bam Bam Bigelow was found dead yesterday, cause unknown.: Bigelow, a major star in the 80s and 90s throughout the world, was found dead by his girlfriend at their place of residence in Hudson, Fla. when she woke up at 10 a.m. Police haven’t been able to pinpoint the time of death nor a […]