If I was American, I’d vote for them!!

I prefer a ticket with more punch:
http://dernwerks.com/dearpirate/2008/10/02/dream-ticket-chuck-norris-and-steven-seagal-2008/

I’d prefer them much more to the other two actually running right now!

In fact, they might be my write-in choice! ;)

Careful on how you praise that, Michael.

People might think you’re a plant from Acorn.

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Coat