An exciting new retail venture will unite two of the world’s most recognizable critters:

Blue’s Clues, a hit U.S. cartoon series about the adventures of a blue puppy, needs the help of a little kitty to make it in Japan.
U.S. media conglomerate Viacom and Japan’s Sanrio Co., owner of the popular Hello Kitty character, have tied up to promote Blue’s Clues merchandise in the world’s No. 2 retail market.

Sanrio and Viacom, whose Nickelodeon unit controls the Blue’s Clues property, plan to develop a limited edition product line combining the two characters for sale at select retailers from next spring.

BTW, we are now the #1 referral on Google for “Disney s*x tape,” and have noticed people from Turkey to Norway to Indiana finding the Beat via that search, so don’t tell us you people don’t love this furry shit.


  1. Hold up. You realize you censored the word “sex” and in the same sentence wrote “shit”? Or are people seriously typing in “s*x”?

    For the record, “furry shit” is a medical condition involving hirsuite feces, like a trichinobezoar, as seen in Sandman: Dream Country. (I knew I could tie it back to comics if I tried hard enough.)

  2. I censored s88 so it wouldn’t show in searches. I do get plenty of hits from phrases like cartoon s88 or superhero supers88, but we don’t pander here, no sir!

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