Happy Birthday to Future Mr. Beat

hope it was a great one, benny boy! sorry i missed the bash. work and stuff. rest assured, we’ll drink up soon.

He plays volleyball with the earth. Truly, a Man Monolith.

Happy birthday, you glorious brummy c*nt.

It’s Clive Owen’s birthday?

Chucking bowling balls at children from bushes. A birthday well spent!

I remember Ben from the days when his idea of progress was moving jobs from one shop to the one next door. Now here he is in that America throwing giant blue marbles at the paparazzi. Happy birthday Ben! I’ll buy you a pint in Bristol.

Damn you Si, *I* was gonna make a ‘playing-volleyball-with-Earth’ gag’

Happy Birthday Sir Benjamin!

Dec.

Cheers, everyone! I enjoyed a top-notch day. Sadly, earth-hurling and beverage-quaffing combine to make one savage bloody hangover…

I’m sorry I couldn’t wish for the Villa to get you a win on your birthday.

So, I hope you got plenty of free birthday booze to drown your sorrows.

Looking at this picture, I can’t help wonder if the Future Mr.Beat is a closet Marillion fan.

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Coat