Or at least that’s what the poster says.
Click for the full size version so you can see the single sinister spot of moisture on Yogi’s nose—mucus? phlegm? or…something else???—and the light glinting off his vampire fangs. Brrrrrr.
“Good things come in bears.”
How much did the people who sat around coming up with this slogan get paid?
STOP! Before you answer, you must watch this sketch, “AD-MEN”, by our own Todd Alcott, and starring James Urbaniak.
Okay, NOW how much do you think these copywriters should be paid? Rubies? Or DIAMONDS????
Wait, there is also a horror trailer!
We’ll be sleeping with the lights on and a plate full of Quaaludes nearby after viewing that
Finally, just to cleanse the palate, here is another horror film starring Yogi Bear, this time directed by John K.
Heidi MacDonald is the founder and editor in chief of The Beat. In the past, she worked for Disney, DC Comics, Fox and Publishers Weekly. She can be heard regularly on the More To Come Podcast. She likes coffee, cats and noble struggle.