You could settle for petty tyrants who steal a vote here and there or block uncontroversial legislation out of mere partisan spite, but why not think big? Pretensions of altruism and benevolence are for the weak and dishonest, promising virtues never achieved. This year, vote for an honest villain – a supervillain!
Admit the truth that lies deep in your heart, you crave subjugation. Kneel to your rightful overlord and achieve more than you ever dreamed possible. America deserves to be great again, why settle for invading mere countries when all the nine realms might tremble at your feet? Be reminded what real power is: vote Loki/Doom 2012.