“Your feeble skills are no match for the dark side!” — Patriots coach Bill Belichick channels his inner Palpatine.
“Come back and fight like a man!” — While Tom Brady searches for a shrubbery.
Just to give this a vaguely authentic nerd tie-in, here’s the New York Post’s proof that ANYTHING — even the Jets/Patriots rivalry — can be conceptually shoehorned into a Star Wars poster.
Heidi MacDonald is the founder and editor in chief of The Beat. In the past, she worked for Disney, DC Comics, Fox and Publishers Weekly. She can be heard regularly on the More To Come Podcast. She likes coffee, cats and noble struggle.