Over on the Wildstorm blog the other day, they dropped a BOMBSHELL. Gen13 is getting a new artist, a very talented fellow. And his name is Cruddie Torian.
How do you just go on after this kind of thing? Why does Austin Trunick get to be the one who writes the blog post called Meet Cruddie Torian? After the last few weeks, we could just say that over and over and again for hours…and in fact, we may already have done so. We haven’t been so jealous since the post on Ikea Hacker called Spice up your Grundtal.
That reminded us of another recent obsession over here at SBM, the Mets relief pitcher named Lance Broadway.
Lance Broadway. How does this happen???
Mr. Broadway is a former prospect in the Chicago White Sox organization and, sadly, has been unimpressive for the Mets thus far with 6 appearances and an ERA of 6.00. Oops.
But, imagine if Lance Broadway and Cruddie Torian teamed up to fight crime! Cruddie & Lance. Now that is the sort of thing that gets attention, that has potential. They could just go spice up their grundtals and everything would fall into place.