Hot dwarves + hot elves + hot dragon flame = HOT HOT HOT.
Mid-Atlantic Evangeline LIlly!
The return of Orlando Bloom!
Based on this trailer and my knowledge of the book, absolutely NOTHING is going to happen in this film from the book except the company getting stuck in some barrels. The remainder of the 3 hour run time will be filled with Elvish fighting fanfic.
And I am FINE with that.
Heidi MacDonald is the founder and editor in chief of The Beat. In the past, she worked for Disney, DC Comics, Fox and Publishers Weekly. She can be heard regularly on the More To Come Podcast. She likes coffee, cats and noble struggle.