…and it will be a unique global adventure!
Marvel Studios presents Avengers: Age of Ultron, the epic follow-up to the biggest Super Hero movie of all time. When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance. As the villainous Ultron emerges, it is up to The Avengers to stop him from enacting his terrible plans, and soon uneasy alliances and unexpected action pave the way for an epic and unique global adventure.
Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron stars Robert Downey Jr., who returns as Iron Man, along with Chris Evans as Captain America, Chris Hemsworth as Thor and Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk. Together with Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow and Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye, and with the additional support of Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and Cobie Smulders as Agent Maria Hill, the team must reassemble to defeat James Spader as Ultron, a terrifying technological villain hell – bent on human extinction. Along the way, they confront two mysterious and powerful newcomers, Wanda Maximoff, played by Elizabeth Olsen, and Pietro Maximoff, played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and meet an old friend in a new form when Paul Bettany becomes Vision.
That “dormant peacekeeping program” was alluded to in Cap 2 unless I’m imagining things, soooooo.…and it will be a unique global adventure!
So how long until they change Captain America’s, Thor’s, and Hawkeye’s hair to black or brown? You can’t have blonde, or red haired ‘heroes’ in the USA, since only consumers that have tan skin with brown or black hair are allowed to be viewed as acceptable, sexy, smart, attractive, practical, or anything of value. How long until they ret-con Daredevil’s hair to brown or black, and then make him protestant, and from the country??? Or maybe they will replace Thor with a Hindu god, since most tech jobs in the USA import lower wage workers from India, instead of hiring people who were raised in the actual area the work is located? Or we should turn Captain America’s name to Captain Consumer, since the USA no longer exists and we are all just a bunch of consumers that pretend to be American. Yaaay for advertisements disguised as entertainment that have nothing to do with enhancing participation in democracy…
It is all kind’a sad.
Yeah, they did it -the Netflix Daredevil has BROWN hair!
Way to go bigots! Consumerism and bigotry are the only things that matter in the former-USA. Cant have blonde or red-haired heroes…
Did everyone get their chance to hate on people different today? Did you all obsess on who you thought was ‘liberal’ or ‘conservative’ today, and how to be a bigot towards others different and alienate them like good ‘Americans’?
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