JOHN CARTER trailer in full

Led Zeppelin: check
Avatar references: check
300 references: check
Vast CGI alien crowd scenes: check
Insane shots of Helium flyer fleet: Check.

Sad that the dismal failure of MARS NEEDS MOMS means that the word Mars cannot be uttered anywhere near the trailer.

I need my gheks and kaldanes!


  1. Sphinx Magoo says

    Did you see the blue eyes on the villain? He made me think of Frank Herbert’s Dune…

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