Jack Chick on Harry Potter

You know, save the crystal balls (which if I recall are looked down upon) those artifacts don’t appear in the Potter world of magic.

Well, as much as I don’t agree with his views on what God judges us by (don’t think he gave us free will, just so we could turn ourselves intoautomatons) I have to say that the man is a master of minimalist story telling. He puts so much into those little books. I wish I knew how to do that.

Word on the street is that God is so mad about the popularity of Harry Potter that he is going to give 15 extra kids cancer this year.

“Yes, but Samantha, Holly’s dad is Jesse Custer.”

“Hey…what about all the occult junk in my room? Should I destroy it?” What kid calls their own stuff “junk”? Oh Jack, how you confuse and confound! I wanted to turn you on to something I know that you will enjoy: it’s a bunch of short films based on actual Chick Tracts. http://www.316now.com. They are a blast and a “chicklet” such as yourself will dig them!

Where in any of the Harry Potter books do tarot cards and ouija boards appear? Looks like Mr. Chick didn’t do his homework…

Where in any of the Harry Potter books do tarot cards and ouija boards appear? Looks like Mr. Chick didn’t do his homework…