We’re not sure if this Russian Avengers teaser was ever found to be “official” or not, but it doesn’t matter, because artist Kevin Bolk has given it a gender swap, with the male characters showing the kind of twisting butt-and-face pose that is usually reserved for The Black Widow. It’s called Avengers Booty Ass-emble :
I couldn’t help but notice that in most of the ad material, the guys are all in heroic stances but Black Widow is almost always in an impractical, curved-spine “booty shot” pose. Figured I’d flip it around for my lady friends out there. Seemed only fair. Them’s some strong male characters, amirite?
It’s great to see the Avengers portrayed as strong male characters, all right.
In fairness, some of the character posters have had the Black Widow more active.
This promo art from the Licensing show has a different focus.
And this composite has a lot of poses.
But we all saw those nude photos — or just LOST IN TRANSLATION — ScarJo should be proud of her butt. But it’s time for Jeremy Renner to be proud of his butt, too!
Heidi MacDonald is the founder and editor in chief of The Beat. In the past, she worked for Disney, DC Comics, Fox and Publishers Weekly. She can be heard regularly on the More To Come Podcast. She likes coffee, cats and noble struggle.