Steve Bunche alerts us to one of the most alarming Barbies ever: Poopin’ Pup Barbie. This Barbie comes with a lovable Lab named Tanner who just can’t stop pooping! In fact, since Barbie is feeding him shit, it’s no wonder it goes right through him. You can see a video of Barbie and her pooper scooper in action here at the Mattel website.
But wait, there’s more! For those more feline-friendly, there’s Teresa, who spends her days joyfully lifting turds from cuddly Mika’s litter box. Sadly, this play-set does not come with toy turds, because nothing says fun like cleaning clumps of cat shit. And trust us, we know.
You might think that this was the worst Barbie ever, but it probably isn’t. There was Potty Training Kelly, who sat on the pot herself (accompanied by a merry tinkling sound in the TV ads), and Cock-Ring Ken, of course. Kids gotta learn somehow.