Our globe-trotting* tech team is still working on fixing the database error — Googling suggests that its something to do with the MySQL installation, but our experts are still figuring out how best to handle it, and they won’t be back on until tomorrow at the soonest. If any WP/MySQL experts are out there with some hands on experiencing fixing this kind of problem, please shoot me an email.
*Hyperbole for comedic effect. Our tech team really just sits at a desk most of the day, just like you.
