Lego versions of Road House and the Bible make life worth living

0 Comments POSTED ON Aug 30 2011 AT 9:48 am BY The Beat

If you have been around the nerdier sectors of the net in the last decade you have surely seen The Brick Testament, by Brendan Powell Smith a loving recreation of the BIble's most gruesome, perverted and vengeful moment rendered in Lego brick men and women. What you may NOT have known is that the whole glorious thing is coming out this month in a paperback from Skyhorse.

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Terrifying earthquake hits Stately Beat Manor

6 Comments POSTED ON Aug 23 2011 AT 1:47 pm BY The Beat

Yeah like the rest of you East Coasters, we just had a little wee temblor. My mind refused to believe it was happening, preferring to think that it was a big truck driving by or the Second Avenue Subway rattling by...except that doesn't exist just yet. Having been in the Northridge quake, I knew it wasn't serious...yet, but the idea of the piles of books in Stately Beat Manor tumbling down filled my heart with dread. But the cat didn't even wake up. Hope the folks closer to the epicenter are okay. Virginian Colleen Doran tweeted:

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Fight! Grant Morrison vs Chris Ware

50 Comments POSTED ON Aug 22 2011 AT 3:55 pm BY The Beat

Well not really a fight, more of a strafing run, since it's unlikly Chris Ware will ever be asked about Grant Morrison in an interview. While on his voluble book publicity tour, Scottish superstar Grant Morrison continues to drop quotable bombs to be picked up by websites worldwide. Today the battlefield is Rolling Stone, where he comes clean on Chris Ware; the Acme Novelty Library genius, known for his grim vivisection of human futility, is not Morrison's cuppa Earl Grey tea.

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AVENGERS movie update: Thor and Captain America brawl on the streets

21 Comments POSTED ON Aug 19 2011 AT 3:06 pm BY The Beat

We don't need us to tell you that it's tough times in the heartland of America these days. Slowing manufacturing, a recession that never really ended in some places, and a recovery that has failed to ignite. Luckily, one thing has come to the Steel belt to liven things up -- superhero movies. With Batman filming in Pittsburgh, Superman in Chicago, and now The Avengers in Cleveland (standing in for NYC? Ooooooookay) it's been boom times for photographers. Here's the latest Avengers leaked photos, showing Cap and Thor battling mocapped Hydra or someone goons.

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Watch Harrison Ford rip the head off Papa Smurf

5 Comments POSTED ON Aug 02 2011 AT 6:36 pm BY The Beat

The feud between dueling comics movies COWBOYS & ALIENs and THE SMURFS erupted in violence last night when COWBOYS star Harrison Ford ripped the head off a stuffed Papa Smurf handed to him my late night chat host Conan O'Brien. Ford's rage may have been misplaced, as COWBOYS AND ALIENS eventually edged SMURFS at the box office by a million buckaroonies or so. If nothing else, the incident set up a dandy idea for a sequel: COWBOYS VS LITTLE BLUE PEOPLE.

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The Red Hood is definitely a MEMBER of the Bat family

16 Comments POSTED ON Jul 13 2011 AT 10:20 am BY The Beat

When DC released a bunch of October Bat-book covers the other day, it was quickly noticed that Starfire's costume had gotten much smaller, a natural move for the exhibitionist alien. It was also noticed that part of the Red Hood had gotten bigger.

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Chinese prisoners forced to play World of Warcraft for money

2 Comments POSTED ON May 27 2011 AT 5:02 pm BY The Beat

It's a new style of pimping. Instead of selling their bodies, or busting their backs digging ditches, some Chinese prisoners are forced to play World of Warcraft and pass the winnings on to cruel prison guards.

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Where did that Macho Man/Jesus/Rapture painting come from anyway?

7 Comments POSTED ON May 22 2011 AT 2:03 pm BY The Beat

By now you have all seen the above image, which swept through social media yesterday with the tagline "Macho Man prevented the Rapture." In a world seemingly without order, connecting the senseless (and very sad) death of Randy "Macho Man" Savage, and the impending Rapture predicting by Harold Camping (inexplicably still alive) would seem to give us some joy. But where did it come from? Such viral images come and go so quickly on the internet, we thought it would be informative to see what we could come up with as an origin story.

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RIP: Macho Man

12 Comments POSTED ON May 20 2011 AT 12:10 pm BY The Beat

The war between cars and wrestlers has claimed another victim. Randall "Randy Savage" Poffo, who thrilled the wrestling world with his hysterical rumblings and grumblings as Macho Man, died in a car crash this morning at age 58. He reportedly suffered a heart attack while behind the wheel, and veered across traffic into a tree. His wife of one year was also in the vehicle but was not seriously injured.

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Jason Aaron’s beard still very awesome

8 Comments POSTED ON May 12 2011 AT 7:30 am BY The Beat

In case you were wondering, Aaron, author of SCALPED, WOLVERINE and PUNISHER MAX, sports a beard as fearsome as his talent.

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Green Lantern heating up…in unexpected ways

3 Comments POSTED ON May 03 2011 AT 1:00 pm BY The Beat

We all know Green Lantern is HOT. The comic, the movie, Ryan Reynolds. Blackest Night set the DCU on a whole new course, and the GL family of books under the guidance of Geoff Johns, has continued to lead the sales charts. But in Green Lantern hot enough to start a small electrical fire? Yes.

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Preview: The Arctic Marauder by Jacques Tardi — wow!

7 Comments POSTED ON Jan 27 2011 AT 9:00 am BY The Beat

An astonishing icepunk adventure by the great French cartoonist Jacques Tardi is coming in March from Fantagraphics. It looks incredible.

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Jim Woodring’s giant pen writes, and having writ, moves on

4 Comments POSTED ON Jan 10 2011 AT 11:03 am BY The Beat

Jim Woodring demonstrates the giant pen at the Gage Academy.

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What’s it’s really like: The V for Vendetta gunman

9 Comments POSTED ON Dec 16 2010 AT 9:04 am BY The Beat

As you may have read, a gunman down in Panama City, Florida walked into a school board meeting, sprayed a V for Vendetta symbol on the wall, walked around with a gun, making a lot of statements, started shooting and eventually was shot by a deputy, then killed himself. (Reports differ on this, but the most credible reports are that he used his gun on himself.) This video is pretty unbelievable, especially the part where a woman sneaks behind him and whacks him with her purse. And gets worse from there.

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When love turns violent: Watch Boo Boo kill Yogi

5 Comments POSTED ON Dec 13 2010 AT 6:24 pm BY The Beat

Back in August we noted that the upcoming Yogi Bear movie appeared to be horror film about deviant sex, based on the perverted poster. When we finally saw the trailer in theaters, we suggested in jest that shooting the filmmakers was the only way to stop this abomination. It turns out someone had a similar idea. Except it was instead to show Booboo shooting Yogi to get a measly $5000 in blood money reward.

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