Comments on: Primal Battle: Centaur vs Minotaur

By: bger

bger — Sat, 23 May 2009 20:50:02 +0000

minotaur would win because any type of crossbow takes a while to reload. Even people who are skilled with crossbows can only shoot about 6 in a minute.

Here’s what would happen: The minotaur would charge and the centaur would fire a bolt at his chest. Since the minotaur has such a high pain threshold he would only be slowed down for a few seconds. While the centaur is reloading the minotaur comes extremely close. The centaur then stops screwing around with his cross bow and attempts to kick the minotaur with his hoof. ONce again the minotaur takes the pain and drives his trident through the centaur.

Although if the centaur gets his first shot in the head, then the centaur may win.

By: Mike Butler

Mike Butler — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:00:23 +0000

Well I’m Mike and i’m stupid and ignorant and therefore think that a Minotaur will win. DUHHHHH

By: Harry Rose

Harry Rose — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:57:41 +0000

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL ON!
CENTAUR TO WIN HANDS DOWN.
MINOTAUR IS LIKE A WILD STUPID ANIMAL.
CENTAUR HAS BOTH SPEED AND RANGE.
IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY WITH BOLTS TO BE IRONIC.

By: Jaime

Jaime — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:58:19 +0000

There has to be a Dragonlance novel out there somewhere with pirate minotaurs…

By: William Sims

William Sims — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:10:04 +0000

I would totally pay to see pirate minotaurs.

By: Bartholomew Fair

Bartholomew Fair — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 13:29:52 +0000

Why wouldn’t a minotaur have two eyes? Is he supposed to be a pirate minotaur or something?

By: michael

michael — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:36:54 +0000

Hmm..that’s hard to say *exposes geekiness*.

Vs. a normal AD&D Minotaur, I’d give it to the Centaur (using anything other than a hand crossbow w/ normal bolts).

Vs. a bloodsea Minotaur from Dragonlance (which is larger, and more intelligent) I’d give it to the Mino.

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By: Sphinx Magoo

Sphinx Magoo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:46:17 +0000

…although Richard Kind’s answer makes the most Hollywood sense.

By: Sphinx Magoo

Sphinx Magoo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:38:43 +0000

Ozzy has the guts to say what was written all over Tiger Woods’ face!

By: Jeff Pedigo

Jeff Pedigo — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:46:29 +0000

The fans would win.

By: Torsten Adair

Torsten Adair — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:22:04 +0000

A centaur has a human mind AND a weapon which can be fired from a distance. If inside the Labyrinth, with close quarters, the match is even. Flaming arrows might help.

By: Tommy Raiko

Tommy Raiko — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:50:49 +0000

Yeah, they both have two eyes, but still…wouldn’t you think that an anatomically correct Minotaur, being bull-headed (ha!), would have its eyes on the side of its head whereas the centaur would have the evolutionary advantage of forward-facing eyes and so would have better depth perception?

By: Bob Musgrave

Bob Musgrave — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:31:39 +0000

Both of them have 2 eyes (Centaur with the head of a man and Minotaur with the head of a bull)…you’re thinking of a Cyclops. Mayhaps?