Toon-MILF contest

0 Comments POSTED ON May 07 2007 AT 1:26 pm BY Beat

200705071326 Toon MILF contestWhen he isn’t engaging in pointless epic debates, Craig Yoe is ruining America’s youth by running such things as the America’s Top Toon-A-MILF contest at his blog:

Big news in Arf Land! Debuting on Mother’s Day, May 13th, will be the sure to be popular Arf Lover’s Blog reality show: AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF–BATTLE OF THE CARTOON MOMS! You Arf Lovers will have the exciting opportunity to vote on your favorite determining AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF!!! Can you stand the anticipation?!? Spread the word and toon in Mother’s Day to see who AMERICA’S TOP TOON-A-MILF contestants are and to start the voting!


Betty Rubble? Helga? Blondie? Marge Simpson? The mind boggles.

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  1. charles foster kane says:

    Sue Storm.

  2. Isn’t that nice.

  3. Alan Coil says:

    Does he have a sensible word or two to replace the commonly known words in M.I.L.F., which stands for Mothers I’d Like to (have sex with)?

  4. Capper says:

    How about “Fornicate with”? Although the acronym should then be M.W.W.I.L.F. (Mothers With Whom I’d Like to Fornicate). (I’d like to note that this is a very strange topic for comments on the Beat, and I’m sorry that I have encouraged it.) Isn’t Betty Rubble an adoptive mother? Does that count?

  5. Nate says:

    So, does that mean the corresponding term to MILF concerning fathers would be FILF?

    Ha!

  6. Torsten Adair says:

    Hmmm. Animated cartoons, or comics as well?

    Curiously, I had this conversation with my coworkers, regarding superheroes. Batman seemed to be the favorite.

    Over on Literotica, under the CELEBRITY category, the faves are Superman, Spider-Man, Wolverine/Jean Grey, and the Batman cast. Oh, and the Scooby Doo crew.

    I suggest we all vote for Broom Hilda.

  7. Alberto Serrano says:

    Mrs. Incredible anyone?

  8. Craig Yoe says:

    alan–are you calling me “sensible”?!? you, my friend, are going to be hearing from my lawyers about THIS one. why, i never, what gives you the right…….

  9. Joe Lawler says:

    “So, does that mean the corresponding term to MILF concerning fathers would be FILF?”

    I believe it’s “DILF.”

  10. Ed Gauthier says:

    PC version of MILF = Mom I’d Like to Fondle.

    As that designation, though, why must they have kids?

    A hot toon woman is a hot toon woman, married with children or not.

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