A costume party gone wrong led to a a bad night for one Captain America, when a Palm Bay physician discovered liquor and a burrito in your tights don’t mix, especially when you keep trying to get women to “touch it.”
On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.
The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report “there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America’s were asked to go outside for a possible identification.”
The woman pointed out Adamcik and the burrito was found in his boot. He was taken to the police station. There, while in a holding cell, police said, he asked to use the bathroom and tried to flush a joint, also hidden in his blue tights, down the toilet.
With Steve Rogers gone, is this really the kind of behavior we can look to from what was once am American idol?
Sad.
And couldn’t he have at least used a hot dog? Or a slice of apple pie?
Come on, man. Get in character.
It’s a good possiblity that they may had apprehended Captain South America instead.
Anyone can make a mistake these days.
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Give the guy a break, he is out of work after all…
Just because, Adamcik was a medical professional is the reason this is being aired! I’m appauled at all the people who are taking this as a joke, and making it table talk. He was not working. He was out having a good time. A prune with no sense of humor had to make a big thing out of it. PLEASE… It could of been you or I. whoever says that they haven’t done something at some point of their life that they regret is a dam lier. Many professional have been arrest and charged with worst things like Janet Hughes who was engaged in sexual activities with a 16 yr old
What I don’t get is that he “took out the burrito and groped her.” Like the two acts are connected somehow. Don’t you need your hands free for a decent grope? I can’t imagine how you grope someone with a burrito. Prod, yes. Grope, not so much.
And wouldn’t a burrito in your pants run the possibility of dripping hot sauce or beans? Would you like a brown spot down there?
But, hey, you can’t make this stuff up…
Yeah, this happened like an hour from me. Gotta love Florida! :)
My favorite part is that, upon police inspection, the burrito was found in his boot. Enter Cap’s soused mind:
“Dude, you’re wearing a mask. They don’t know who it was… but, wait! The burrito! I gotta get rid of it!
“Eat it! Eat the evidence! No one will ever know. Ha! Foolish coppers! The perfect crime!
“But, it’s been in my pants. I can’t eat a pants-burrito.
“But I could go to jail!
“Yeah, but the burrito was kinda warm, and I’m pretty sure I kinda sweat into it.
“ARGH! AT WHAT PRICE, FREEDOM?!”
And, after all, understanding the price of freedom is what Captain America is all about.
Also, on the subject of the Alex Ross image above, have you seen this?
http://hiptoday.blogspot.com/search/label/boner-man
HOT.
Now that we’ve seen what Steve Rogers looks like after fifty years of bad road – we can all be relieved that it wasn’t really Charles Brownstein under that mask.
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