
Not really. We wish it looked like that. It really looks more like this.
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Not really. We wish it looked like that. It really looks more like this.
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Heidi MacDonald, editor-in-chief
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Silly Heidi! Dogs can’t fish! No opposable thumbs for the reel!
uh-oh i hope you’re not eating seafood in a landlocked state again!
caption: “Henry, I wonder what bait they used…”
or
“That reminds me of my old college professor.”
or
“On the set of Disney’s ‘20,001 Leagues Under The Sea’, after Sebastian makes a deal with Ursula.”
or
“Geez, Myrtle, I wish I could find something interesting to photograph.”
or
“Nineteen months after Hurricane Katrina, FEMA employees survey the Gulf Coast.”
or
“Conceptual drawing from Warner’s “Justice League of America movie.”
BTW, dogs fish by waiting for fish to wash ashore, then they roll themselves in the remains to acquire that special aroma, which they then share with their neighbors. Not unlike a fashion model slathering herself in coconut oil to acquire a bronzed tan.
And if dogs can’t fish, then how do they sail? You calling Mark a liar, Primate? Yo ho howl!