Screw those celebutantes. Angelina Jolie is the MODERN heroine. Off in some remote part of the Third World, she zips off in a speed boat, holding a baby, wearing a Lara Croft wife beater AND she has Brad Pitt for a sidekick. Where are they going? Bust up a spy ring? Prove that Maddox is THE ONE? Bring medicine to a remote village surrounded by Cold War bandits?

The sky is the limit.

We’ll actually be joining Brangelina, Maddox, Zohara and Shiloh on their latest exploit in a remote region of the globe, and may or may not have internet access for the next week or so. It depends on what the limeys call WiFi, and we’re not holding our breath.

If we can get on, fine. Posting will be light, but it’s the holiday, anyway. We have prepared some canned content for you, but it’s mostly pretty pictures and other things to keep you amused until we return. In the meantime, have a great Thanksgiving. Where we’re going, they don’t celebrate with a giant turkey, and for that we are truly thankful.